Girls prayer vs Boys prayer

THE GIRL'S PRAYER
Our Cash
Which art on plastic cards
Hallowed be thy name
Thy Michelle Herbelin watch
Thy Gucci bag
In Stuttafords
As it is in Edgars
Give us each day our Platinum Visa
And forgive us our overdraft
As we forgive those who stop our MasterCard
And lead us not into Foschini
And deliver us from Woolworths
For thine is the Levi's, the Dior and the Armani
For Chanel No.5 and Eternity
Amex.

THE BOY'S PRAYER
Our beer
Which art in bottles
Hallowed be thy booze
Thy will be drunk
At home as it is in the pub
Give us each day our daily beverage
And forgive us for drinking tea
As we forgive those who drink Marval, Fresca and Coke
And lead us not into churches
But deliver us from meetings
For mine is the bitter, the lager and the sex
Forever and ever
Amstel