Boyfriends ( read this if you are in grade 8/9)

Now that we are all in high school we must think that we are totally cool and mature but we are not. Yes as much as it hurts ( the truth is painful) it’s true and everyone should admit it. But regardless of this we all think that we need boy friends ( well the girls anyway and maybe some of the boys) 90% of the conversations that the girls in our grade have are centred around boys. And boy some hormone are really raging and kicking ass while others remain blatantly non-existent. The thing is that we as the generation of today should be striving toward a more gender accepting society but I’m getting off the topic. So boyfriends right what exactly is the point. Oh yes of course I don’t have first hand experience , does that make me naive ? I don’t think so. I happen to go to high school so I do observe at close quarters ( no I’m not doing a study of teenage life forms) anyway one question I do feel obliged to ask is how exactly is an exchange of saliva romantic? I have asked around (believe me) No one , not one soul has given me an answer. Let me go through the whole boyfriend process for you.
Step 1. Oh-my-god-he-looked-at-me stage
Step 2 Oh-my-god-he-asked-me-out stage
Step 3 oh-my-god-he-is-such-a-good-kisser stage
Step 4 oh-my-god-he-broke-up-with-me stage
Now I ask seriously what is the point???
Love someone kiss someone break up with someone first he distracts you with kisses then with tears. I totally think that you should wait till you are in university that when there will be a point. Well Maybe