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Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: The good ones are always taken, and the ones left are handicapped or too small.

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?

A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Q: What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?

A: Castrated.

Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

A: So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

Q: Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

A: Because not one will stop and ask for directions.

Q: What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?

A: A snowwoman is easier to make, cause with a snowman you have to hollow out the head